Where am I again?

Today I participated in the following conversation:

Me: "Yeah, so you know where the power plant is, right?"
Friend: "Uh-huh"
Me: "Well, you go past the power plant and take a right at the greenhouses. Then you take a right past the horses, go under the railroad tracks, and over the creek. And there you are."

Those are in fact the directions to our house. And, seriously, we live on campus.